buy him this:
http://www.amazon.com/Joybies-Piddle-Pants-Measuring-Collar/dp/B001N3TT8C/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1248751128&sr=8-5
yes. piddle pants. i do not see a cat possibly being even remotely sane once these are slipped on his behind. supposedly, they are to discourage spraying.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
i got a blackberry!
no, i wasnt talking about the phone. i was composting my lettuce a few weeks ago until i could harvest my next crop (which is now seedlings, by the way). lo and behold i discovered the thorny branch that was creeping last year and attempting to conquer my porch has blossomed into blackberries!!! yum!
now to just keep the bush under control and get the berries before critters do...
Thursday, July 16, 2009
sometimes i can be the BIGGEST TURN OFF EVER for guys
so i was dropping a girlfriend off at her place one night after a night out. her car wasnt running and she decided i would be the dd that night. i rarely drink so i often am. mind you, this young lady is very tiny and adorable. her gentle demeanor made me feel even more protective since it was a late saturday night.
so we're at a stoplight in my jalopy. i have no a/c. they stopped making the antifreeze for my car ages ago. no biggie. the jalopy will be less likely to overheat now. homie mcthugginsteen and his 3 friends pull up next to us and try to pick us up.
homie: hey girl, how you doin'?
now, to me, he's just being friendly until he says...
where you goin' girls? we wanna hang witch yoo!
of course, having a petite girl in the car makes me more protective and feel more bitchy. and with 4 large men in the car next to us, i'm going to be more guarded. so i make an attempt to be as off putting as possible:
me: i feel like crap and i'm on my period. got a problem with that?!
homie: wha???
the light turned green and the jalopy sped past their fancy large new car.
cute little girl and i burst out laughing. we couldnt stop. i bet homie and his friend laughed too. the good thing: we werent followed home and we were safe. no offense to those guys, but this world isn't very safe for small women at times.
sometimes you just have to be offputting and gross. to the men out there: now you see those cheesy pickup lines DON'T work, and you may not get the answer you were expecting.
so we're at a stoplight in my jalopy. i have no a/c. they stopped making the antifreeze for my car ages ago. no biggie. the jalopy will be less likely to overheat now. homie mcthugginsteen and his 3 friends pull up next to us and try to pick us up.
homie: hey girl, how you doin'?
now, to me, he's just being friendly until he says...
where you goin' girls? we wanna hang witch yoo!
of course, having a petite girl in the car makes me more protective and feel more bitchy. and with 4 large men in the car next to us, i'm going to be more guarded. so i make an attempt to be as off putting as possible:
me: i feel like crap and i'm on my period. got a problem with that?!
homie: wha???
the light turned green and the jalopy sped past their fancy large new car.
cute little girl and i burst out laughing. we couldnt stop. i bet homie and his friend laughed too. the good thing: we werent followed home and we were safe. no offense to those guys, but this world isn't very safe for small women at times.
sometimes you just have to be offputting and gross. to the men out there: now you see those cheesy pickup lines DON'T work, and you may not get the answer you were expecting.
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