I'm Obsessed with a Stripper

it's always fun to toss in a parody song. this one is to the tune of t-pain's 'i'm in love with a stripper' which i think is an annoying song. be more creative. 'i'm in love with porta-potty cleaner' would be more unique. in case you're wondering, i feel this is a more true-to-the-stereotype song than t-pain's. take it tongue in cheek, it's not meant to be serious.

here goes:
got the body of a crack whore
i wave you away when i see you girl
(he's gay)
i tip you in drugs
(you crackhead)
yeah, i make all my money
(selling drugs)
i cant hold a job down
(you loser)
i even cant pay my child support and shouldn't be here
but i'm obsessed with a stripper

chorus:
i grabbed her ass and she slapped me
she peed in my shot but
i'm obsessed with a stripper
the bouncer came over and punched me
i'm not standin up cause i'm too drunk
i'm obsessed with a stripper

repeat chorus

out of all the girls
i need to stalk her
you look the most like my mother girl
(who left you)
in a supermarket
(with some crack)
yeah, i'm schizophrenic
(resperitol)
did i forget to mention
i escaped the loony bin in a straight jacket
but i'm obsessed with a stripper

chorus 2x

i pull my dick out of my pants
she tells me 'no thank you i don't smoke'
(he's that small)
i need to change my depends pad
(it's soaked)
yeah, i toss up some quarters
(cheap bastard)
she kicks my drink on me
(you deserved it)
i guess i'm just stuck with that vibrating butt plug
but i'm obsessed with a stripper

chorus 4x